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Nine Words Women Use

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end anargument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, thismeans a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if youhave just been given five more minutes to watch the game beforehelping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Donot Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is anon-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sighmeans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why sheis wasting her time standing here and arguing with you aboutnothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the mostdangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means shewants to think long and hard before deciding how and whenyou will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do notquestion, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying $%@YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What’s wrong?" For the woman’sresponse refer to 3.