CPA Exam Results are in (insert drum roll)

I got a 72......but I needed a 75 to pass. So close yet so far....:( So, I'll be taking that part again within the next month. Then I can start studying for the next part I have to take by Oct. I'm disappointed. But I'm not gonna beat myself up over it....It is what it is.

I'm off to Miami at 8:45 AM, just got back from Alabama Wed. nite at 9:45pm...The first thing I did was hit a bar, lol. Got home at 3 am and unloaded luggage...Dat Damn Bree, she's such a bad influence..

Oh and the table that I order is at the house. Roommate guy drug the box in the garage, while I was out of town. (PS. My house looked like holy hell when I got home. Men can be so messy.) I ended up getting the metal one, based on my moms suggestion. She's seen all the other accesories I have for that space, so i went with her suggestion. I'll take pics after I get everything set up, thanks for everyone's input. You probably have no clue which table I'm talking about but, blogger was acting shitty, would only let me post one pic....i gave up after the 3rd failed attempt to upload the table pic.

Anywho...I hope everyone has a great 4th weekend..Cause We (BREE, her COWORKER, & I) are gonna shut down the MIA....YA HEARD.

BK. The certificate is at the house. :). I know we got work to do when I get back. I hope nikki's ready. Damn I aint do my email yet, we may just have to talk about it, k.

Missaaaaay. Dont forget my book and shake them haters off.

King (DDOT). Ima need you to try that thing again, it aint work. (I HOPE HE SEES THIS)

Nikki. Get ready ma, its about to be on. I love ya and all but I'ma have to leave ya in the dust..THIS HERE IS A CHAAALAAANGE. :)

Random Thought: Why do broke bitches get mad when you don't invite them on trips, when they know damn well they didn't have the money to go anyway. You can't keep up with the Jones boo, you need to go your speed. Don't skip paying your rent tryna follow me & mines.

I am getting so Mutha Fawking FAT

This is me outside of the Magic Johnson Burger King in Birmingham, AL......That man has his hands in errrrry thang...And his neck as big as my thigh, well maybe not that big, but he looks healthy as a horse (da hell does that mean anyway, lol) AIDS and all.. I sware that man done bought the cure...Anyway, back to my fat ass...now i haven't gained back the weight i lost last year, but i feel the mid section getting bigger...pants fitting tighter....I'm wearing 3 different sizes ranging from 14-18 depending on what i buy...But lets get a closer look, shall we....


For the squimish close your eyes and scroll down real quick
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Do yall see all them rolls, all ya need is some jelly, and i could end world hunger single handedly. I told myself to suck it in b4 the pic was shot...and i did originally, but she had technical difficulties wth my cam...after that was solved, i forgot to suck it in.

It gets worse with out the clothes. But i will spare yall that. Fawk it, it is what it is.....let the belly flow...one live pic coming up.....(Dammit that means i gotta put on a shirt).

FOR THOSE EATING, CLICK THE X QUICK, CAUSE THIS WON'T BE PRETTY

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FULL FRONTAL (NO NUDITY)

FULL SIDE (STILL NO NUDITY)

AND NAW NICCAS I AINT PREGNANT...I WOULD HAVE TO BE GETTING SOME FOR THAT.....HOW DA HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BE GOING TO THE MIA LOOKING LIKE THIS....OH WELL I BET I WON'T BE THE ONLY NOR THE BIGGEST WHALE ON THE BEACH. I know Erry one aint meant to be skinny and beauty is more than your poundage. But damn this is getting a lil out of hand.

I KNOW BK, YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO PUT ME ON A PLAN.....I GUESS THESE CAN BE MY B4 PIC...CAUSE THERE DEFFINATELY HAS TO BE AN AFTER.......

1ST GOAL (SHORT TERM)....199. FINALE GOAL....150....I DONT KNOW WE'LL SEE I MAY LOOK LIKE A CRACK HEAD at that weight.....

First Stop AL

OK I'm starting my first out of town travel for the year......I will be going to 2 more sites b4 the summers over. I like this part of my job, when i get to travel. Get to go to places I never been, or in an area near friends.....and get paid, live in a hotel, and let's not forget per diem, gotta love it..... :)


Oh and I finally watched the traveling pants movie....I enjoyed it....



In other news, I was told that nicca got locked up last weekend. Apparently he was driving around in a car with plates not matching the car...so the cop pulled him ova, and ran his license.....bam he had a warrant......So to jail he had to go.....THAT HEFFA, which he tried to lie and say he wasnt still living with, called his cousin Luck and told him the story, most likely tryna drum up bail money. The way the story was told he had a warrant for theft. He sat in jail over the weekend. And was out by the begining of the week. Now i couldn't verify this story cause the PG and DC jail system did not have a record of him being in jail....(Yeah I called I wanted to know for sure.) Luck said his bail was $500,000....meaning he needed $50 Gs to get out....I think they had the number wrong, cause if they had to put up $50Gs his ass would still be in jail......So im think the bail was $50Gs, 5K isnt that much of a stretch...Apparently HER mother bailed him out......I dont know how much of this story is true...I'm just relaying what i was told.

WHAT AM I WAITING FOR......June 8th was my 3 year anniversary....I still havent made my way to a courthouse/lawyer....I havent taken any steps towards this divorce....SO WHAT AM I WAITING ON.....I'm not sure....BUT I REFUSE TO GO INTO 07 ATTACHED TO THAT NICCA...Oh the other funny thing his father asked me to take him back, lol, I had to laugh at that........

There's been a few things floating in my mind, but i'm not sure how to put them in print, I'm sitll mulling over them, they have a lot to do with WHAT AM I WAITING FOR...& MY LONELY STATE......AM I DOOMED FOR IT TO BE JUST ME AND SNOWBALL??????????????????

Watch Out Now

I done gone and figured out how to upload the videos I get in my email.Enjoy the ones i posted today, I got plenty more.

Its about to be a what, OLD FIGHT

Get you Dance on Part 2

Get yo dance on

Spirit of Truth - Part 2

He's at it again

A day late and a $ short.......But here's my word cloud anyway

Since i refuse to be left out....................Thanks for the help MISSAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Check out my south park character.....

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Some of yall might have been wondering where in the hell was I last week, while others breathed a sigh of relief, knowing they had one less blog to keep them away from working, lol......Well I'm working at an audit site and they actually expect me to get some work accomplished, lol. So I can't troll, comment, and post as usual. BUT trust I'll be back......... :).

I guess thats all for now, I'll holla

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