That Nicca at it again.......

On my way home i get a text from Bree, "Cracky called." This is what she calls that nicca and has him listed in her phonebook. So I immediately call her to get the scoop. She was sleep when he called, so he just left a message. So about 3 am, she texts me again:

Bree says: "He want me to rent a car in my name 4 him. Rent-arock?* what do i look like?...
I reply (yes for some reason i woke up to reply @ 3 am) : "O my God. where he say he gotta go?"

*For those that dont know what rent-a-rock is, its when the crack head takes a dealer a car in exchange for a rock...I think the dealer gives the car back after a certain length of time.

Bree says: "His car in the shop and he needs to get around, just checked the message a lil while ago."

All i could think, was the fuck is his problem????? and why da hell does he think bree would rent his unreliable ass a car. especially after how he's acted over the past year, and no i aint talking bout my beef with him, he's fucked bree over too. Someone he called lil sis for years.. he just abandoned her during her time of need.

(BTW Bree works nites, so she's getting off when im on my way to work....)

So when i call her this morn, she says that he's talking bout how he was robbed a couple weeks ago, and they took all his credit cards, the replacements havent arrived, and his car is in the shop, blah blah blah, but call me if you can rent the car for me......Unfortunatly she deleted the message, cause i had every intension on some how putting that audio on my blog...yall really need to hear this for yourself, as verification that this nicca is crazy and im not eggsagerating.....

Oh and now, this nicca's mail is being fowarded to my house, so the credit card he talking bout, (yeah i opened it, on accident, the foward sticker has my name on it, not his), is maxed, they tryna write it off, so cant no one use that ish....I think i'm getting his mail cause his uncle had it forwarded so it would stop going to the condo, since i had a change of addy on that residence by default its going to my house....i guess i'll give the mail to his father, cause i aint calling that nicca......oh and the other thing i noticed is that none of these bills say Jr. , I hope that nicca aint open shit in his father's name.....LET US PRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta Love a Drunk

OK i know i'm supposed to be talking bout last monday..(prezday) but i had to tell yall about my druken call from Bree, last nite.... (PS. I dont know who the hell i think yall is, I only have 2 1/2 readers, lol)

bree went to jaspers and friday's last night, she asked me to go, I told her i wasnt fucking with her tonight.........
so from about 11 to 12:56 she's texting me....now im up for most of these, so i am texting back....

so the last one i get at 12:56 is "Hey Bitch"....­some­how i hear the text alert and answer back "Wat" which prompted the phone call @ 1:04 am

where she tells me she loves me, who all is there, and that she wish i was there,.........then she proceeds to hand to the phone to 4 diff ppl so they can say hi to me....i have no clue why i was even up for that text and call................................gotta love a drunk

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Well I'm here already, might as well continue.....................................................

For those who missed the beginning of the story see: http://chcltthoughtz.blogspot.com/2006/02/one-crazy-ass-weekend.html

So on Monday after getting in at 4 amish, im awaken @ 8:30 am by a call from one of the persons i chose to call at 4 am the previous nite....they called to check in on me on their way to work, i told them everything was fine and that i just needed to talk on my way home......although still drunk i knew i needed to call the dealerships to find out who had my mirror in stock, cause i wasnt riding round like that........the max aint no hooptie you know

but i couldnt will myself up, so i went back to sleep until 10 am.....but damn if i wasn't still drunk....despite my buzz i proceed to call dealerships to find my part, and discovered that all the damn Nissan dealerships have different prices for their parts and labor....being as cheap as i am i decided to get my part where it was the cheapest and go to the dealership with the cheapest labor........while i was calling around i was informed that the back piece of my mirror was sold separately and would have to be painted....so i decide to try and find that piece off the side of the road...mind you i am still drunk, so i leave go up the street looking for it (in my car, so im on the left side of the car looking for something on the right side of the road....) Needless to say i didnt find it, but when i cam home, to my surprise i never closed the garage door....so i stumble back in the house to call Carmel, since we were supposed to go out to lunch...and let her know that i didnt know when i would make it.....i told her all the details of my weekend and how i was still drunk, she just laughed at me and said i would be in her blog, which she did do ( http://bklyndiva.blogspot.com/2006/02/lucy-u-got-some-splainin-to-do.html )

Ok so i got the part from Marlow Height Nissan and went to Capital Nissan for labor.....Now its about 1:30 pm, I've been tryna call Bree to come pick me up, but this heffa still knocked out, lol.....So im sitting in the dealership...and the sales manager attacks...tells me he can get me in an 06 and pay off my lease...and he can do it today....Me i'm trying so very hard to resist....


There was alot of back in forth, but ill spare yall the details, ima just cut to the chase....I went in with a 03 Max and left with a 06 Altima the following day.....they paid off my lease i was already 2500 miles over my milege, hey i had to turn it in in December anyway.....Yes im impulsive...thats how i got the max in the first place on a whim......One wild 3 day week end indeed....

One crazy ass weekend

BUT FIRST LET ME THANK THE KING AGAIN FOR MAKING ME BLOGGER OF THE WEEK: http://ddottheking.blogspot.com/. I HOPE I DONT DISAPPOINT YALL....

Okie dokie, my 3 day weekend was jammed packed....It was Bree's Bday this weekend...so we partied harty like it was 1999....

1. Friday: The mildest day of them all....1st we went to the floetry/common/v. Green concert. we were late of course, missed vgreen...i hate driving in the District, the streets cut off, tryna find paring was ridiculous...but about 35% of the ppl were late, so i didnt feel so bad.. One thing to say about the concert: FLOETRY'S STAGE PRESSENCE IS HORRIBLE, I WILL BUY THEIR ALBUM'S, BUT I WILL NOT GO TO ANOTHER PAYING CONCERT WHEN THEY ARE THE MAIN ACTS....they had entirely too much going on, with the drums, at time i couldnt hear the words...it was very distracting....AND we do not need the Floisist..which the Songtress knows that why she has a solo deal with Dr. Dre....I cant wait....

OK from the Concert we went to see Wanda Syke's comedy show...I enjoyed it...But i think she had some ringers in the audience, i sware they laughed at the word boo, 1 lady throwing her hands in the air like she just didnt care, and one guy kept calling god...he was so annoying....

From there we went to Adams Morgan...the land of druken white ppl and big ass slices of pizza....we found this spot that had a live band...there we had 2 grey gooses and cranberries...Then out the blue they played "Anniversary"- by Toni Tone Tony...and i created a new Bday song....all i remember is the chorus...but i basically sang at the top of my lungs: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS, ITS YOOUR BIRIRTHDAY, YOUR BIRTHDAY" I HAD OTHER DRUKEN PPL AROUND ME SINGING IT AND I BROKE INTO A RAP AND A REMIX...damn i should've wrote it down....from there we went to get our big assed slice of pizza and went home....but on the way out we saw a man who only needed 5 secs b4 he was gonna fight this guy, but he never swung....and a guy who just punched the shit out this white guy who grabbed him, he swung once the guy fell, one of the fallen soldiers friend, tried to help dude up...what did he get for his troubles: cold cocked by the guy throwing all the punches...i have no clue why he was offended by him helping his friend up, but he was punching first asking questions later...the Gaurdian Angels (u know the citizens in the red barrrets) appeared to stop the fight....cop although everywhere no where to be found...


2. Sat: Woke up had a headache, dont know why, I only had two drinks, but i didnt have much to eat that day...so i stayed in bed till it was time to get ready for work. After work met Bree at Fridays, she was already 2 shades in the wind..so she gave me her drink.....then off to Ozio's aside from the smoke, its a very nice spot...we partied so hard..us and some other folks...i made sure i ate this time, ordered the crab cake sandwich, very tasty.....we danced so much, and bree never dances, but she danced that night, we keep the drinks flowing i have no clue how many i had...but 6-7 sounds about right..& i was the driver, so you can imagine how many she had....i took bree to her car, and followed her home...and as tradition has it she threw up in my car for yet another b-day...this time not the seat, the side of the car...oh almost forgot, she dropped her purse out the car door, so in an attempt to get it she fell out the car and skinned her knee...thank god we were in the max cause she would've been all fucked up if we were driving her Tahoe (sp)

anywho, on my way home from greenbelt to the Upper...i started to get tired...so i began to call everyone who i thought might be awake at 4 am or who would talk to me anyway...about 6 ppl...only 1 answered, my coworker, but she was asleep, told me to call her when i got home...now 1 of the other ppl called me about 6 pm the next day to make sure everything was ok, but they sounded more pissed that i called them at 4am, than wondering if i was ok....i dont know what the problem was, its not like they woke up....after getting in my house, i decided to text someone: "I'm home twisted need help up the stairs." now i knew they werent coming to help me, but as i lay there on my steps it seemed like a good idea.....

3. Sunday..for what ever reason i woke up at 9:45 am wide awake no headache...not sick...at 10 am bree calls me, now this is strange, she doesnt get up b4 noon, with out alcohol...i told her they must of put no doze in our drinks...we rehash the nights events, i told her all the things she did, that she could not remember doing.....then i go back to sleep and tell her to call me at 1:30 so i could get up for my 3 o'clock meeting...i woke up at 1:55, this heffa calls me at 2:30, she had gone back to sleep...so im rushing...hurry up walk my dog...get in the car and back out the drive way....but wait i was too close to the rocks.....so i pull back in and notice my mirror is slightly turned, i dont have a clue, but i decide to fix it when i get out the garage....i fixed it alright......ripped the damn thing off the car banging it into the garage door....now im pissed but i have to go to this meeting...so i leave, while im driving the remaining pieces fly off the car.....

ok after a 5 hour meeting and my car incident, i need a drink...so we decide to go to K street lounge....but we didnt get there until 2 am.....they closed at 3 am.....but no worries cause i managed to drink 5 grey goose and cranberries and 1 1/2 long island ice teas....and no i was not hung over the next day.....ill have to save Monday for the next post....

Bday in NYC

DISCLAIMER: THIS ENTRY WAS SUPPOSED TO INCLUDE PICS, BUT MY PUTER DOES NOT RECOGNIZE MY CAM. PICS WILL JUST HAVE TO COME LATER.....

0. Sat. Had to back track, cause i almost forgot...I went to a wedding, sat nite, why this girl have on a black and hot pink wig...yeah i got a pic.....Hot Ghetto Mess.....oh and why the bride try to call me out, while doing the bouquet toss, she calls me up, now most ppl at work dont know im gettin a divorce, they all looking at me with they nosey asses, wondering why she calling my name, since iz murried...i told them there was someone else with my name there....guess who i shared my name with, that bamma with the hot pink hair.....disgrace to my name... To top it all off, she caught the bouquet, now this ghetto mess will be forever seen in their wedding pics..


1. Sunday. We (me and Bree aka kimora) saw The Color Purple Play, Excellent....I loved it. They did a great job translating the book and movie into a musical. Oprah knows where to put here money fo sho.....After the play we went to Friday's ate, watched a lil superbowl and headed to the 40/40 club to watch the rest......And guess who we saw: Venus & Serena & Jalyn Rose...no Jay-z, sorry Pissy......

The News....I thought DC was bad...but these are the news clips i heard while i was there:

• Body gaurd shot and killed at Busta Rhymes video shoot
• Guy shot in the back at Dunkin Donuts tryna flee from a robber
• 2 guys found shot and set on fire in a car, if i member correctly 1 survived (at that time) was sent to Jamaica Hospitol...i wonder if IWG saw him

2. On Monday, we hit the streets of NYC, did some shopping on Canal....let me tell you them vendors are husslers, i've seen more backrooms and shaddy establishments than i care to mention...1 place i thought they were gonna kidnap us into the sex slave industry....but i got four purses for my trouble....oh and another star sighting, saw collin ferrel, looking all scruffy in Star Bucks, but he wouldn't admit it was him......

from shopping to time square, time square at nite was all lite up looking grand...took pics of the MTV studio, really looking like a torist...then off to Justins, it was real dark in there could hardly see the good food i was putting in my mouf, nice healthy portions.....next destination...HA comedy club...2 drink minimum....but no comedy, lol, since only a handful of ppl were there they canceled the show...that didnt slow us down...off to the westtie (i think) some bar where i had my 4th drink & 2 strangers sang happy bday to me, one smelled funky as hot garbage, but it was the thought that count...., and our final destination, the china club....NY was not ready for me, i partied like it was my burfday.....hey it was my burfday....some dude bought drink #5 or 6 somewhere i lost count....

3. Tues.....Spent most of the morning on the toliet...that damn rough ass toliet paper started to make me raw....we were supposed to check out at 12, we checked out at 3pm...just couldnt get out of bed, i guess coming in at 530am will do that to ya.....all in all a great bday weekend


DAT NICCA UPDATE: Rumor has it: he will be kicked out of where he's laying his hat....along with the rest of the family....although he has been friends with this guy thats known to sell some narcotics, now he doesnt want to be seen with him because ppl may think he'd on drugs....now aint that a thought of a crack head...who else would even say that.....oh and now he's saying that his mom been telling his baby's mama that he's on crack, that dont even sound right..AND THE LATEST: ACCORDING TO HIM, LAST NIGHT HE WAS STUCK UP BY GUN POINT AND ROBBED AGAIN....my question is where did he get the money, he's been asking to borrow money all over town, most ppl turn him down...oh and they stole his "medicine" too....sounds like a drug buy gone bad to me...LET US PRAY

..i've said it once and i'll say it again: GOD DONT LIKE UGLY....."until you do right my me, everything you try will fail."

Wish List

Well since its less than a week to my b-day (FEB 7th) , I thought it would be appropriate to make a list so folks won't have to guess what to get me....


Entertainment:









Feed me Seymour oh and get me buzzed:




















IPOD accesories

Ipod radio remote











Ipod Skins


Footware : 9-91/2 please

Say it with flowers

Gift Cards are always good.....

When in doubt









is always an option....

Thats all for now, but i may add more as the week goes by, holla