Set this place on fire

Well I didn't set the whole place on fire, just my microwave. Ok so yesterday, I call myself eating something I had no business eating at 10:00 pm. But I wanted some pizza rolls. So I set the microwave for 1 min 15 seconds (or so I thought) and went upstairs to change. So im bullshiting, changing my clothes watching tv and what not. When I smell the scent of something burning. Thinking nothing of it I head back downstairs to get my snacks. As soon as I hit the second level the scent is overwelling I can see the smoke in the kitchen. Apparently I set the microwave for 11mins 50secs. The paper plate is completely disintegrated all that was left was a brownish liquid and charcoal black pizza rolls. So of course I open the door and all windows on that level, tryna get that stintch out. Rinse off the microwave plate and closed the door, went to bed with the windows up. Had to change my clothes again, cause I smelled like a chimney stack. In the morn it still smelled like I had a bonfire. So i Left the windows open went to work, still smelled it when I got home. I hope the smell goes away. :(

8. Isn't my baby cute :)

U can't tell snowball that he aint human. It amazes me how much he acts like a person and how much he understands. For real. Cause when I cry he consoles me with his kisses. The only man in my life who loves me the way I am (flaws and all) and is always happy to see me. My snowbizzy. I love ya snowball.

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Has anyone u dated ever told u they were gay?

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James BDAY 06. An oldie but goodie. AND YES I'm counting this as a post. :)

Email blogging rocks.

5. I'm having the damnist time with this 30 post in 30 days

I think I may have been a lil ambitious. lol. So my life is boring. I go to work and come home. That's about it. This weekend I was off from the second gig. I had all intensions of getting my clean on. What did I get accomplished. NOTHING. I just lounged around most of the week. Went out with Bree and Trina (not trina being trina, another one, lol) for our boys Bday....made it home at 7 am Sunday morning. stayed in bed until 1:30.... got up but not up up....didn't leave the house until 6pm to go get my laptop, so I could telework today. Every Monday I telework. Its great getting paid while working in yo pjs. :).

My weekend could literally fit in a nutshell. I need to do better with getting out more in 08. Mr. Right nor Right Now is not gonna show up at my doorstep. Even if he did I won't open the door, cause I don't do pop ups.

I need to get this email blogging thing together. It'll make it easier for me to keep my 30 day plan. If only I could get myself to get my ass on a regular exercise routine going for 30 days, I might get rid of this belly.

MENTAL NOTE: MAKE ANOTHER DAMN COLLAGE, THOSE PICS ARE SO 2005.

4- Note to self

and I guess anyone else who needs to hear it.


People will only do to you what you allow them to do. So stop allowing the BS. Value you. You deserve respect. But how will others respect you if you don't respect yourself? Change your viscious cycle. Remember change starts with you. *HUGS*

3- Just Ask Dammit, I don't bite.

You never know unless you ask. You're in no worse position if you don't ask the question, than you are if you get a "No" response. So step out of your comfort zone, at least you won't have to wonder what if..... I hate wondering what coulda been, when all I had to do was ask to find out.

Now on the other hand, its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. So sometimes you gotta just do what you do, hope you don't get caught and if ya do, hope you'll be forgiven.

Well thats all for my 3rd post, I'm going to bed.

Holla. :)

And Trina...you aint never lied girl. :) I'ma be rubbing all this right here in his face. Hmmm, I need to work on a date, even better way to piss him off. :)

2- $300

ok I missed two days, so i guess I'll be posting twice on 2 of the days. I'm committing myself to 30 in 30 days, no matter how I have to do it. Hopefully, I won't be writing 28 posts on the 30th day.. LOL. Well on with this post.

Stilt mentioned something about the donut belly in her comments to my last post. As you can see in my flicker, I'm afflicted with Dunlaps decease. Yep, you guessed it, my belly dun lapped over my belt. I want to loose it, but I'm just plain lazy.

I have some motivation in 08 though. Well in May I'm in a wedding. I have to look stunning, not just to upstage the bride, but because most of my ex husband's family and probably him will be at this wedding. (my girl is marrying his cousin.-and get this, they met at my wedding, lol) I need to make him get another DAMN I FUCKED up moment. A DAMN ALL THAT USED TO BE MINE moment. A DAMN DAMN DAMN I'm a DUMB ASS MUTHAFUCKER, there will NEVER be another, why did I let her go type moment. And before ya ask, HELL 2 DA NAW I don't want him back. I just want him to continue to dread the day he fucked up.

Ok back to my affliction and how its costing me money. Well on Sat. I had to get up at the crack of ass and go to Timbuktu for a dress fitting. All the way up there I'm saying I'ma need a 22. Not because that's my size, but because those damn dresses are sized way smaller than normal close. I watch the other girls try on the dress, but I don't bother cause I know it won't fit, so why bother.

When the bride finally decides on the dress, we get our measurements done. Now outside of the breast I don't remember my measurements, so I won't bother to tell you what those were. After that she determines that my stomach will make me need a 20/22. other areas of my body had me sized at a 16/18. So me needing a large size causes me to have to spend an extra $20, GREAT!!!!! Then she tells me that based on my height, I will probably need more material on the bottom. GREAT!!!!!! Yet more $$$$$$$$$. So at this point I'm livid. I'm like well I need to try on this dress to make sure I need this extra length, cause I had no intentions of paying for material i don't need. So she gets me a similar styled dress in the biggest size she can find (an 18). And low and behold, I need the extra length. GREAT!!!!! Discrimination I tell ya. the bridal industry discriminates on the round and tall.

$50 extra I have to spend. On top of the $230 bridesmaid dress this heffa picked. Yes $230 for a I'll never wear it again Bridesmaid dress. GRRRRR.... Oh wait not $230, in total I have to pay $298.80. Great just great.

I guess I'm much rounder and much taller than the average women.

Great Just Friggin Great in 08!!!!!!

Sidebar: Hmm blogger has video now, aww shucks, maybe I'll do a video post. :)

Happy new year all!!!!!!

Proof of life- this is me on 1/4/08, @ 11:22 PM

I hope everyone had a good holiday. Mine was fine. Can't complain. I have no intensions of complaining. My moto for the new year is 08 is great. I will try to keep that positive attitude throughout the new year. :) So with me getting my feet wet in blogging again, I will do 30 posts in 30 days. That will get me back in the habit. I will have to ease back into reading though. I know i need to update some links, BK is one of them. I think that heffa got 3-4 blogs now. lol.





I think as honey's world turns, ttd, kween, & etc are still in the same spots. Did missy ever make a comeback? Is laa writting again? I guess I'll have to look and see. Hmmm, i think organized moved too. Well I'm at where I've always been. I hope yall find your way back here. I've missed reading yall all.





I'll look forward to your insightful comments in 08.











08 IS GREAT, YA HEARD.