Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Drunken Stupor

Tell all about your worst moment of drunkness, you know the one where you swore you would never drink again, if you could just get through this. (yeah right, like that lasted long)...the one that had you in the bed the whole next day, well in between bathroom runs......losing every thing in your stomach, exiting from all available outlets...........right down to that nasty ass yellow bile ......down right sweaty, nassy drunk......missing hours drunk.....waking up with that in yo bed, clothing missing, hair disshoveled, dehydrated drunk.......your worst moment

8 Comments:

Blogger BK said...

Ha.. that's very easy.. the last one.. and I haven't had a touch of liquor since May 27, 2005... It was a friday night.. 2 days after my birthday.. me and my girl Sunshine headed down to Juste Lounge before it closed.. it was the last friday Juste would be open before closing and relocating to bethesda...

boy I tell ya my boy KG was on bartender and lawd he blessed us.. hell I had crabs and shrimp before I left the crib and was drinking grey goose with lime LOL before I left the crib.. anywhoo..

when we got there he gave us drink after drink after drink.. and I was just a dancing and a dancing and a dancing.. they told me to not stop.. don't let her sit down.. hell I met some Que's they were there and they had to treat their soror to birthday drinks.. and I had some drinks on their tab.. and shyt.. had some more free food.. LOL oh wow.. all I remember is I said.. I need water.. and I sat down.. then I just felt it all start bubblin..

Well I made it to the bathroom and threw up.. yup.. urled all in da spot.. washed my face and rinsed my mouth.. stumbled back to her car.. and slept all the way home..
do you realize we were back at my house by 11pm?? LMAO.. right.. LOL

anyway I went to bed.. woke up that saturday morning and went to the gym like nothing happened :) LOL.. and continued on the day.. while she was stuck with a hangover.. I'm a LUSH.. but a retired one LOL

11:52 AM  
Blogger Rell said...

i would but i've never had alcohol before -- seriously.

lol so i have no drunken experiences.

2:30 PM  
Blogger BK said...

*Hi Rell.. i'm BK a recoved alcoholic.. can I be yo friend*



LOL

2:42 PM  
Blogger SomeOne said...

@ rell: no alcohol, how very good of you....im not an alcoholic, i just get thirsty....oh i know, you can share a buddies druken moment...i know u gotta have some funny stories about other ppl


@bk...dang ma, home by 11, thats a hell of alot of drinks

2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the worst was night?

drinking tequila
+ a freaky night with an ex

= a missed period

I stopped drinking tequila for 12 years after that

4:46 PM  
Blogger Guide_to_life said...

Was playing truth or dare w/ a couple of friends. Of course the person I was paired w/ I knew too well and didn't feel comfortable doing dares w/ (plus she was unattractive to me, believe me when I say that) so anyway rather than do dare. The other couple kept playing, so I just kept drinking....well long story short I drunk a whole 5th of Jack Daniels too myself. The next morning, I swore I had alchol poisoning b/c I couldn't stop throwing up...yellow, green, clear mucus kept coming out of my mouth, non-stop. I don't think I had ever prayed so hard to that toilet bowl god in my life...I was in the fetile position all day long huging the toilet..."Say god please, make it stop I will never ever take another sip" hell i missed two days of work b/c of that..

4:54 PM  
Blogger Sangindiva said...

I was overseas club hoppin'
Drinking LOOOOOOOOONG Islands ALLLLLL NIGHT.
At the last club( club #12) We met some flight attendants
(guys) from Air France. We were drinking and dancing so much. I had already have about 8 drinks before we met them. They were soooo cute or maybe it's cause I was REALLLLLY drunk but any way I sat down and everything came up. It was horrible! But I was soo drunk I wasn't even embarrassed. I am now though :(
I never drank that much anymore.

12:40 AM  
Blogger SomeOne said...

@ missy, lets keep it that way, no stranger in the bed....

@annonymous, you were shook, no drinking for 12 years.

@G2L, I've said my prayers to the toliet gods myself, lol...

@sangin, that's right us thirsty folks dont give up the drink, we just scale back a lil, lol

@tiger, Welcome ma....I've had my head out of a few windows, no shame in that....

9:34 AM  

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